10 Ways "Not" to Get A Refund!

10. Use crayons to fill out tax form
9. Add Miscellaneous Tax credit for Yard Art
8. Send IRS forms after you’ve shred them
7. Do an honest job and work for a living
6. Actually buy a Hybrid and try to make world better place
5. Run a blog that disses your Congressman
4. Park in the “Employee’s Only” lot at the IRS building
3. Work for Hillary’s campaign
2. Die before end of year
1. Send a ransom note to IRS instead of your return